Grad Students

Carrie Trant

Major: Chemical Engineering
Hometown: ??



Tamar “Kanye2012” “T-Dog Dallas” Austin

Aspiring stay at home dad.

Major: Biochemistry/Biophysics

Hometown: Lexington, MA

Pick-Up Line: Are you a piece of corn? Because I’m stalking you.

Quote: “You got to have respect to get respect Pootie Tang.” – Daddy Tang






Yvonne Marcoux

I don’t know how to make myself stop talking.

Major: Materials Engineering

Hometown: Sharon, MA

Pick-Up Line: I wish I was a derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves

Quote: “I don’t believe in a lot of things, but I do believe in duct tape.” -Miles Straum







Ariel Walter

Crafty ex-redneck who takes on life like a highly intelligent gazelle stalking it’s prey

Major: Aerospace Engineering

Hometown: Middle of Nowhere, PA

Pick-Up Line: Is your name Ariel because I think we mermaid for each other





Kellie Winchell

Major: Chemical Engineering
Hometown: Minneapolis, Minnesota
Pick-Up Line: If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber 😉
Quote: Welcome to Duloc , what a perfect town. Here we have some rules, let us lay them down. Don’t make waves, stay in line, and we’ll have a good time. Duloc is a perfect place. Stay off of the grass, shine your shoes, wipe your……….. face. Duloc is, Duloc is, Duloc is the perrrrfeeect plaaaaaaace.

Jenny Collins

Major: Nuclear Engineering
Hometown: CA
Pick-Up Line: We should switch jerseys so I can get your name and number.


NancyBushNancy “ManBun” Bush

Here for a good time, not for a long time.

Major: Chemistry and Sustainability Studies

Hometown: “Near New Haven”, CT

Pick-Up Line: Want to Netflix & Chill? I have my friend’s cousin’s college roommate’s password.

Quote: “We can do anything as long as we work hard, never sleep and shirk all other responsibilities!” -Leslie Knope







SamLyonsSam “Shmuel” Lyons

Help, I’ve fallen and I can’t get up.

Major: Chemical Engineering

Hometown: Pembroke, MA

Pick-Up Line: Is your Dad a baker? Because you’ve got a nice set of buns.

Quote: “I’m not superstitious, but I am a little-stitious” -Michael Scott







LindsayZadunayskiLindsay “Sensei” Zadunayski

A man is the sum of his experiences

Major: Computer Science and Mathematics

Hometown: Lakewood, CO

Pick-Up Line: I’ve got all these knives and forks but I’m missing a big spoon

Quote: I found this new song you probably haven’t heard yet; the artist is pretty underground.





Candy “Crane Daddy” Zhang

Major: Mechanical Engineering and Biomedical Engineering
Hometown: CA


AnnaQuatararoAnna “Skates” Quartararo

Loud, crazy and ready to rumble.

Major: Mechanical Engineering

Hometown: Andover, MA

Pick-Up Line: How much does a polar bear weigh?

Quote: “Blap Blap” -DMX








Ria Shroff

Major: Adulting
Hometown: California

Samantha Meyerson

Major: Chemical Engineering
Hometown: Scituate, MA

Zoe Fuerst

Major: Environmental Engineering
Hometown: Lake Luzerne, NY
Pick-Up Line: Can I take your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
Quote: “I’m a peacock, you gotta let me fly!” – Terry Hoitz, The Other Guys




Makayla Wahaus

Major: Physics
Hometown: Corvallis, Oregon


Rachel Kolveck

Major: Engineering
Hometown: Buffalo, NY
Pick-Up Line: How you doin? (Joey Tribbiani’s voice)


Amy Schumer

Amy Schumacher

Major: GSAS/Communications, Writing Concentration

Hometown: Rochester, NY

Pick-Up Line: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because you’re the only ten I see

Quote I live by: “It’s summer, I got my hat on backwards and it’s time to fucking party”








AndreaAndrea “Time Lord” Spencer

Major: Psychology

Hometown: Gallifrey

Pick-Up Line: Hey can I buy that book for you?

Quote: “World domination is such an ugly phrase. I prefer world optimisation.” (sic) -Eliezer Yudkowsky







Michelle Merritt

Major: Venture Scouting
Hometown: USA


Allie Halleck

Major: Aerospace Engineering
Hometown: Baltimore, MD


Celeste Torra

Major: ??
Hometown: USA


Grace Lanto

Major: Design
Hometown: USA


Martina Zhuang

Major: ??
Hometown: USA


Exchange Students

Amelia Loo

Major: Geology
Hometown: Singapore
Pick-Up Line: People call me Amelia but you can call me Tonight
Quote: “Everybody makes mistakes, everybody has those days” -Hannah Montana