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Seniors

TamarAustin

Tamar “Kanye2012” “T-Dog Dallas” Austin

Aspiring stay at home dad.

Major: Biochemistry/Biophysics

Hometown: Lexington, MA

Pick-Up Line: Are you a piece of corn? Because I’m stalking you.

Quote: “You got to have respect to get respect Pootie Tang.” – Daddy Tang

 

 

 

 

ZoeAnderson Zoe “Zoebro” Anderson

I came here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. And I’m all out of bubble gum.

Major: Mechanical Engineering

Hometown: Seattle, WA

Pick-Up Line: What size shoe you wear? Ima guess size sexy.

Quote: “humor so dry I make the bitches thirstayyyy” – Dan Orlowski

 

 

 

KyraDauwader

Kyra Dauwalder

Rookie most likely to trip and fall on the field.

Major: Biomedical Engineering

Hometown: Harwich, Cape Cod, MA

Pick-Up Line: Do you have the time? [Tells you the time] No, the time to write down my number?

Quote: “I’m wearing this so that nobody knows I’m drunk.” – Tamar Austin

 

 

 

Juniors

YvonneMarcouxYvonne Marcoux

Secretly a church kitchen enthusiast.

Major: Materials Engineering

Hometown: Sharon, MA

Pick-Up Line: I wish I was a derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves

 

 

 

 

ArielWalterAriel Walter

Crafty ex-redneck who takes on life like a highly intelligent gazelle stalking it’s prey.

Major: Aero/Mechanical Engineering

Hometown: Middle of Nowhere, Pennsyltucky

Pick-Up Line: Is your name Ariel because I think we mermaid for each other.

 

 

 

 

Kellie Winchell

Major: Kicking Ass
Hometown: Minnesota

Jenny Collins

Major: Nuclear Engineering
Hometown: CA
 

Sophomores

NancyBushNancy “ManBun” Bush

Here for a good time, not for a long time.

Major: Chemistry

Hometown: North Branford, CT

Pick-Up Line: Roses are red, Violets are blue, Guess what my bed, has room for two

Quote: “Clear alcohol is for rich women on diets.” -Ron Swanson

 

 

 

SamLyonsSam “Shmuel” Lyons

Help, I’ve fallen and I can’t get up.

Major: Chemical Engineering

Hometown: Pembroke, MA

Pick-Up Line: Is your Dad a baker? Because you’ve got a nice set of buns.

Quote: “I’m not superstitious, but I am a little-stitious” -Michael Scott

 

 

 

LindsayZadunayskiLindsay “Sensei” Zadunayski

A man is the sum of his experiences

Major: Computer Science and Mathematics

Hometown: Lakewood, CO

Pick-Up Line: I’d cut off my ear for you to Van Gogh out with me

Quote: Do or do not, there is no try.

 

 

Candy “Crane Daddy” Zhang

Major: Mechanical Engineering and Biomedical Engineering
Hometown: CA

 

AnnaQuatararoAnna “Skates” Quartararo

Loud, crazy and ready to rumble.

Major: Aeronautical Engineering

Hometown: Andover, MA

Pick-Up Line: Are you a beaver cause Daayuumm

Quote: “Anna, be taller!” -Alex Wholey

 

 

 

 

Ria Shroff

Major: Adulting
Hometown: California

 

Freshmen

 

Makayla Wahaus

Major: Physics
Hometown: Oregon
 

Rachel Kolveck

Major: Engineering
Hometown: USA
 

Amy Schumacher

Major: GSAS
Hometown: Syracuse, NY
 

Bailey Baker

Major: Economics
Hometown: USA
 

Michelle Merritt

Major: Chemical Engineering
Hometown: USA
 

Levana Liu

Major: Cognitive Science
Hometown: Beijing, China